Bong Hits 4 Jesus

Kids are funny. I couldn't believe that the kid's school district took this case all the way to the supreme court, but then I read who is representing (and for free I might add) the school district--none other than the most repressed man alive, Kenneth Starr. You know him as the guy that was so obsessed with Bill Clinton that he ultimately got him impeached for getting a BJ. My personal belief is that Starr was secretly in love with Clinton and so ashamed of his own feelings that he tried to destroy the man. And with all the whacked out conservative gay-bashing politicians turning out to be closeted homosexuals these days, I think my hypothesis may be gaining validity. And now, because there is nothing that this repressed little man needs more than a bong hit, he is on to destroying free speech. Starr, Jesus says its OK, free speech and bong hits...

Some Junk Mail:Motivated christains* to work @ home

This is so Goddamn funny to me...and not just because I recently drank a whole bunch of vino. I'm sure posting this breaks all rules with what you are supposed to do with junk mail but I keep getting this faith-based crap in my e-mail and I think it is hilarious. So, any good Christians out there lookin' to pick up a little extra cash? (I'll send you the link if your interested)

*"Christains "was the spelling used in the title of the junk e-mail I received. Maybe this is some alternate spelling I am not aware of but I always thought, as it is spelled in the compelling ad, that it was spelled, Christians.