Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Shlump a Dump

That's how I feel. Shlumpy. And dumpy. And it doesn't help that I spent the weekend with tall thin people who know how to put outfits together. I am really not liking the way my body is right now. My hair? Eh, not so much. My skin has suddenly started breaking out like crazy. A 35 year old pizza face is not cool. I don't know what to wear. I am just kinda sucking right now.

4 comments:

Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com said...

Move over on that couch, I'll join you in those sentiments. Substitute breaking out for an alergy rash.

Existential Waitress said...

So been there.Postpartum body is hard to deal with. And when you don't have any money (as in my case) to buy new clothes that work with your new figure, it can be quite discouraging. It seemed like all my shirts were way too small and most of them didn't fully cover my stretch-mark ridden pooch. Sexy.

Anonymous said...

Yes it is.

ellemabelle said...

you are a hottie and will always be...but you will never be one of those tall people, so just pretend they don't exist... if one of them talks to you, kick them and run away.